Let the love tear us apart

fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:43:25 -0700

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

maplerains: I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:43:04 -0700

maplerains:

I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS

APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN

I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED

SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA

and then nobody ever needed voice filters again

I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:34:06 -0700

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

Oh. My. God.

lonely-creator: “Yahoo!’s chief financial officer, Ken Goldman, referenced a purchase or change at...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:02:41 -0700

lonely-creator:

“Yahoo!’s chief financial officer, Ken Goldman, referenced a purchase or change at the company that would target the younger generation last week at a tech conference .

“One of our challenges is we have had an aging demographic,” Goldman said at the Boston event. “Part of it is going to be just visibility again in making ourselves cool, which we got away from for a couple of years.””

Tell me again WHEN Yahoo was EVER cool?

wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:40:36 -0700

wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.

bigbardafree: foreveralone-lyguy: I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink…...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:38:48 -0700

bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

livefortherisk: it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN! THIS IS...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:34:51 -0700

livefortherisk:

it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN! THIS IS WET. THIS APPEARS TO BE VERY WET. HUMAN! MY FEET ARE ALSO WET. IT IS WET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NO.

NO PICTURES PLEASE.”

rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:34:41 -0700

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

lumos5000: ^very true….however to defend us gentlemen,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:33:38 -0700

lumos5000:

^very true….however to defend us gentlemen, you girls are kinda hard to find irl. Please attend more parties and social events.

If we went to parties, we wouldn’t be nerd girls.

We can be found at book stores, and libraries.

and often wearing fandom shirts

sometimes crying

usually crying

always crying

I propose that if Yahoo goes through with buying Tumblr, we all move to a new website. I will...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:01:56 -0700

I propose that if Yahoo goes through with buying Tumblr, we all move to a new website. I will personally learn how to code and build a website just like Tumblr so that we may all live on in peace.

i-never-knew-that: Reblog to show you’re against Yahoo from...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:51:41 -0700

i-never-knew-that:

Reblog to show you’re against Yahoo from buying Tumblr!

Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:51:24 -0700

Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

meanwhile in Norway: welcome to the fucking news

meanwhile in the UK: dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!

Re-blog if you agree: Tumblr should notify you when someone answers your question.

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:51:15 -0700

noo00oo00oo00oo:

staff:

claireredfieldask:

barefootin-bluejeans:

why does this not have hundreds of thousands of notes

no peasants

staff why do you hate us

just-chill-and-go-skate: questionromanova: sillyarms: marththe...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:50:55 -0700

just-chill-and-go-skate:

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God..

but i don’t want to be deleted :(

Reblog this if you ever stayed home alone when you were 13

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:49:52 -0700

triggeryouroffences:

I need to prove a point to some social workers who are saying I’m too young to stay at home by myself when my mom goes to work in the evening.

broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:48:45 -0700

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:48:21 -0700

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

feedthemonkeysomesouffles: itslikethatfrenchthing: scienceing: scienceing: my friend was cold so...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:46:27 -0700

feedthemonkeysomesouffles:

itslikethatfrenchthing:

scienceing:

scienceing:

my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner

corners are 90 degrees

I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website.

reblogging again for that comment

edwardspoonhands: my-mixed-up-blog: guys there are 108.4...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:44:49 -0700

edwardspoonhands:

my-mixed-up-blog:

guys there are 108.4 million blogs. 1.1 Billion dollars. Each blog is $10.15.

We are not that cheap! I mean look at all this fabulous!

I mean the really amazing thing is…that means…if we all paid $10 per blog…/we/ could own Tumblr.

singularprincess: WE CAN FIX THIS WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO i can see it now.

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:44:29 -0700

singularprincess:

WE CAN FIX THIS

WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO

i can see it now.